Showing posts with label inept criminals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label inept criminals. Show all posts

Monday, April 5, 2010

Schaden-Frugality

Here's a story, courtesy of the Colbert Report, that mixes frugality with a hefty dose of Schadenfreude:

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Swiper, No Swiping!

Two Rules.

1. If you are in posession of a $130,000 vehicle, you might not want to leave it running with the keys inside.

It's hard to feel too sorry for Steve Harris Imports who left two custom Ferraris, one worth $130,000 and a second worth $300,000, idling. They were almost daring someone to swipe it.

2. If you aspire to a career as a car thief, you might want to avoid drawing attention to yourself; the sort of attention you might get if, for example, you were driving around in a 2001 burgundy Ferrari 550 Maranello.

Since the car was the only one of its kind in the area, employees watched the theif drive off, shrugged and called the police. When an officer saw the sports car 90 minutes later, he knew exactly where it had come from.

Source: Desert News

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